so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
"Where do you want to go, my heart?"
"Anywhere--anywhere, out of this world."
No, I’m not gay.
No, I’m not straight.
And I’m sure as hell not bi-sexual, damnit.
I am whatever I am when I am it.
Loving whoever you are when the stars shine
and whoever you’ll be when the sun rises,
crew cuts or curls
or that really bad hair phase in-between.
I like steam
rising from the body of a one-night stand.
I like holding hands
for three months before kissing.